sofia violet

Jul 25 Reblogged



Miniature medieval  interiors carved into  Marble  by Matthew Simmonds


Jul 25 Reblogged

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes




mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.



If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

Jul 24 Reblogged


alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

Jul 22 Reblogged




A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb.

Man.  I’m totally envisioning a Chinese sci-fi movie where the Emperor’s Orders are sealed USBs and you pull one out and everyone fucking kneels when it gets busted open…

Jul 22 Reblogged


Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

Jul 21 Reblogged

Jul 20 Reblogged




Wall of Penises

Err … file under ‘prosthetic’ knowledge …

Some kind of art installation piece by Peiqi Su is an array of mechanical phalluses which react to nearby viewers. I have no idea why either … videos embedded below:

Beautiful! from Peiqi SU on Vimeo.

Interacting With Viewer from Peiqi SU on Vimeo.

Little more is known about the project, other than some code is up at Github here

UPDATE: sciencelifeny said:

The penis height is connected to financial data. It is a data viz of the highest satire.

Also its her thesis project for the NYU ITP masters program. That tester interacting with it is the talented Surya Mattu

Thanks sciencelifeny!

What a wonderful intersection of the surreal and the hilarious! As proved by the Vimeo clip, it is utterly impossible to interact with it and keep a straight face.

The only way I can imagine to make it better would be to hook up a theremin in some way.

Somehow, after listening to this song, this was exactly what I needed.

Jul 20 Reblogged

(Source: ballerina67)

Jul 20 Reblogged


Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.

Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1

Jul 20 Reblogged


;alkdfja;djThis is also No Name Brand, canada’s other national “treasure”



This is also No Name Brand, canada’s other national “treasure”

(Source: na-vidya-na-avidya)

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